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When Greed meets Brains 🧠.

A Maasai man walks into a bank in NAIROBI and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to DUBAI on business for four weeks and needs to borrow 5,000. The bank officer tells him that bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the maasai manhands over the keys to a brand new Mercedes Benz S class 500 parked on the street in front of the bank.produces the log book and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the maasai for using a KSH 15 Million Mercedes Benz as collateral against a 5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Mercedes Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Four weeks later, the maasai returns, repays the 5,000 and the interest, which comes to 150.41. The loan officer says 'Sir, we are very happy to have had your business & this transaction has worked out very nicely but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out & found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow 5,000 The Masai man replies: 'Where else in NAIROBI can I park my car four weeks for only 150.41 and expect it to be there when I return???.

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From Abirah Okoth Et Al

Black magic is real!

Today is 13th August. I used to doubt the association of the number 13 with hard luck until a life changer bumped on me, this very day last month. Ilifanyika pale National Archives. I had just received a lump some after writing for one good employer Dan Imbali. This son of Nyalgunga decided to reward himself a treat- a lifetime dream ya kupanda SGR kwenda down coast for the weekend, having booked mpaka return ticket.

His attention was soon grabbed by an excited crowd and a team of three hyperflexible guys in dreadlocks, and of course, an attractive female homosapien. From the shouts, he effortlessly gathered the damsel's name was Shiko. This dame could twist and turn effortlessly, n son of Nyalgunga was amazed by her flexibility and gymnastic displays. She could balance on a one wheeler, cut a nail using her teeth, pass her leg over her shoulders, n dance like a witch. In short, she was spotless, boneless and angelically pretty,. n son of Nyalgunga had never seen such things in the lake city from where he hailed.

By the time the display had ended, his bag,which housed a laptop had found a way to unhook itself off his shoulders, smhow without his notice. Don't wait to ask if he made the trip downtown 👌.

Being idle still sucks, na ndio hii high season inagonga mlango. Any good employer willing to stand with me POA during the day, 4page kila siku hadi nibuy kasecond hand, hutaregret. Inbox, if you want a taste of my writing.

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KAMAU and NJORO were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming
pool, Njoro suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to
the bottom and stayed there. Kamau promptly jumped in to
save Him, he swam to the bottom and pulled Njoro out.
When the medical doctor became aware of Kamau'S act, he
immediately ordered his discharged as he now considered
him to be mentally stable. When he went to tell Kamau the
news, he said
"Kamau, i have good news and bad news, the
good news is you are being discharged, because you were
able to jump in to a swimming pool and save the life of
another patient, I think you have gotten well enough and
the bad news is that, the patient you saved hung herself
with her bathrobe belt in the bathroom, I am sorry, he is
dead."
Kamau replied, he did not hang herself, I put him there to dry

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A mother used 2 cook her kids ' chicken everyday, but the kids got fed up.
Gal: Nitaambia mum aachekupika kuku.
Boy: kwa nini?
Gal: Nimeanza kumea manyoya huko chini.
Boy: Nilidhani ni mimi tu!
Gal: ata wewe? Ona zangu venye ni mob ebu nione zako.
Boy: taking short down. Ona kazi ya mum na kuku zake daily.
Gal: Ghai! Yako imezidi si manyoya pekee,unamea shingo
ya kuku pia.
Boy: hata si shingo pekee, shika usikie mayai mbili hapa chini ya shingo..

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